I just went through my junk mail box.
I do that on occasion to see if any of my regular email has made its way in there.

137 spam/junk emails today today alone.

I could have the biggest penis, fortified with all the Viagara I could ever want, and to top it all off, I can also get a low cost mortgage refinance and a college degree.
After all, in case my porn career falls through, I’ll have to get a better job.

What fascinates me is that some people must actually fall for these scams or there wouldn’t be such a plethora of them. How sad that there is actually people that stupid in the world.

And in case I fail to get a bigger penis, low cost mortgage or college degree, the King of Nigeria, who is escaping under the cover of darkness to escape the over throw of his government, wants to give me untold millions to help him get his money out of the country. Who needs IT Professionals?

Oh, BTW scammers, let me help you save some time, I DO NOT and NEVER WILL HAVE a penis.