A few of you have asked me what is the easiest way to decipher the games/messages that the opposite sex say/do, so the following will hopefully help you out.

What is Said Women Mean Men Mean
I’ll call you in the morning to confirm lunch Before 11:00 AM When you’re just about to buy a sandwich I will call
I’ll call you in the afternoon to confirm our dinner/supper Before 4:00 PM Just as your heading out the door to meet me
I’ll call you later I will call you later today Possibly at some point in future
I’ll call you tomorrow Tomorrow Maybe in the next few days; maybe not
I’ll call you at the weekend Between Friday and Sunday Sunday or Monday, after the footy
I’ll call you in a couple of days 2-3 days 4-6 days
I’ll call you in a couple of weeks Within 2-3 weeks (by which time you can forget it) Possibly within a month or so
I’ll call you soon Within a month I’ll keep your phone number handy in case we meet again
I’ll call you sometime I’ll keep your phone number handy in case we meet again I’m about to delete your number from my phone
I’ll call you Please call me I will never call you