Today, both myself and The Mister went for a walk at lunchtime to relax, unwind, grab a bite to eat, and laugh at the substantial amount of Meffs that seem to be about during the school holidays.

We had the delights of a Subway meal deal lunch - mmmm gherkins and olives. Why I love this combination with ranch dressing I will never know.

I then went into Blue Banana and bought some more really bright red hair colour - of which I will be using tonight, and was served by the campest butch-looking man. Ever. His nametag said Lady M. I bet he likes it rough.

We then bumped into a friend, who happened to have a really cool purpley neck tie on, it reminded me of Quality Street and was very shimmery.

Went to the shops and I bought ANOTHER pair of gloves - I have 4 other pairs, all missing the left glove. Either I am extremly forgetful with gloves, or Michael Jackson is stalking me - again.

I understand there has been sightings of a Michael-Jackson-look-alike, who looks like they have been run over by a fleet of VW Beetles, all around Hull. I haven’t seen this person yet, but I hope to… If you see them, please send me a photo!

As we were walking back to my office in the glorious sunshine, we noticed two terrier dogs tied up outside of WHSmith. Upon closer inspection, I noticed that this dog’s WEINER was poking out.

Yes, you read right, THE DOG’S WEINER WAS POKING OUT.

It sure made me laugh, and generally improved my mood (I have had a dodgy tummy the last few days and it’s left me really fed up).

I predict that Hull City will win the Norwich game tonight 3-1. I also predict that some dodgy fella will attempt to collect other fans in a layby that he has a very unnatural fondness of - perhaps he has some great memories of dogging there?

Les has actually given me a LOLCat update (wtf?) - he likes this one:

Spring has Sprung, the sun is shining, Hull City will win, and the weiners are abound.

Life is good.