And so it begins…

The already ridiculous plot that the government claims to have uncovered and foiled, thus saving us from a fate worse than a fate worse than death, has started to burst at the seams under the sheer weight of all the utter rubbish that is being sold to the world as news.

So, to recap:

We have Blair, completely aware that this operation would as good as shut down British airports, rushing off on holiday even though the country is currently involved in two wars and the world is watching the horrors of a few others.

We have airport security staff pouring bottles of what we are told are potentially lethal explosives that could have caused “death and destruction on a massive scale” into open dustbins in crowded airports. None of that Hollywood-style blue wire/red wire suspense…Nope, just pour it all into a bin and make an enormous “dirty bomb”.

We have Johnny “The Doombringer” Reid telling us how we are all, for a change, about to die miserably at the hands of these murderers and it is only a matter of time before we are all dead and all because we would not let the government give us an ID Card…(which presumably is made of some form of new metal capable of withstanding the inevitable blast that we all face at some point or another that will cause death to many people)!

Now we are supposed to believe that these terrorists who were about to take a “practice run” (which is a strange idea by itself. The idea that you need to practice getting on an aeroplane with hand luggage is a little difficult for me to comprehend even in my least cynical moments.) is now getting blown right out of the water by the most stunning revelation I think it has ever been my pleasure to present to you…

Ready…?

In contrast to previous reports, the official suggested an attack was not imminent, saying the suspects had not yet purchased any airline tickets. In fact, some did not even have passports.

At this point I would normally try to type something witty and cutting with a hint of lime, but unfortunately it is all I can do to type through the wailing and the tears of laughter that are rolling down my face!

Desperate? And then some!

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