My name is Geneva, like the city. It is spelled and sounds exactly the same.

I understand that you probably have never left your state/county, let alone your own country.
I understand that your piss-poor education holds you back in all parts of your life, but for fucks sake, if you are going to call me to try and sell me something, or if you are printing the documents for my new insurance quote, get it right you stupid bastard.

I know that you bastards in Asian call centres have a better education that most of the people in this country, so get with it.

My name is not Jemiva.

Its not Geneivieve.

Its not Jeanine.

AND IT SURE IN THE FUCK IS NOT JENNY, thank you very much.

/end rant