So far, this month, my website has had 203,954 hits. Yes, you read right, 203,954 hits.

23,075 of those was on Wednesday, International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Some of the seach phrases were

• wicked animations - YOU KNOW ALL OF MY ANIMATIONS ARE WICKED
• print talk like a pirate posters from your computer - RIGHT HERE
• what men like when having sex? - OH YEAH I KNOW BABY
• naked men and women having sex NAKED? O’RLY?
• natasha kaplinsky in leather - YEAH YOU LIKE YOUR NEWS DELIVERED WRAPPED IN DEAD COW
• the pope bipolar bear split - WTF?
• how to get an nhs gastric bypass - CONTACT ME, OR VISIT WWW.OWLSS.CO.UK
• chocolate covered insects give you energy - MMM DO THEY?
• coming to terms with adult adhd/add - DEFINETLY CONTACT ME

so there you have it - this months interesting facts!