Things to do to celebrate international talk like a pirate day:

ignore the 1st 5 people who say good morning to you - or just respond with a single half hearted arrr”.

to signal at the end of the conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
and wink - if you’re wearing an eye patch, no one will know, so grimace.

leave your fly open for one hour. if any one points it out, say. ” sorry , i
prefer it this way, arrrrr”.

walk sideways to the photocopier - this is to practice getting off the ship.

use your highlighter pen on the computer system - hell, draw a pirate flag!

say to your boss ” I be liking your style, matey, arrrrr”, wink, and shoot him with double barrelled fingers

kneel infront of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle - if anyone asks, tell them ” I be parched from swabbing the decks, arrr”.

shout random numbers whilst someone is trying to count, followed by a parrot squawk.

everytime you get an email, shout “EMAIL, wench”.

call the IT help desk and tell them that you cant seem to access any pirate or wench pornography web sites.

From 2-3 PM, refer to everyone you speak to as captain dave

in a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter,
” arrr, ye bilge rats, shut up, arrrr damn it all of you Bilge-suckers just shut up and get back into the bung hole”