Keira Knightley attended the Pirates of the Caribbean premiere in London today looking like she’s just come out of a 9-hour coke binge at Studio 54 in the 70s.

I’m all for that kind of look, but Keira doesn’t have the attitude to go with it.

I will say that seeing a chick with small breasteses and loving it is kind of refreshing.

I usually bombard you with breasts made out of plaster and concrete, so this is a nice change.

However, she’s probably no fun to titty-screw.