GATHER ON PARLIAMENT SQUARE ON SUNDAY 14 MAY AT 12 NOON

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After the Home Office won its appeal on 8 May, the Serious Organised
Crime and Police Act 2005 (SOCPA) does now apply to Brian. Although
Brian is still in Parliament Square, the police now have his protest in
their control along with everyone elses!

PEOPLE WILL GATHER ON PARLIAMENT SQUARE ON SUNDAY 14 MAY AT 12 NOON

TO SHOW SOLIDARITY WITH BRIAN AND TO CELEBRATE HIS ACHIEVEMENT OF
SPEAKING OUT 24/7 FOR NEARLY 5 YEARS.
Lets all come together to show just how much support he has - that he is
not alone!

Brian masks will be provided. You could bring: placards and banners in
support of Brian, food and drink, festive activities….

RISK OF ARREST

There will be some risk of arrest at this gathering if the police decide
that a demonstration is taking place. If they decide to call it
something else or there are enough media and enough people down there
then they may not arrest, but everyone should be forewarned. See here
for details regarding the legal situation and what do to if you are
arrested. http://www.parliament-square.org.uk/staying.htm

Are you going? If so, leave me feedback, we may be able to carshare.

Man Dies When Large Hole Opens Inside Home

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Man Dies When Large Hole Opens Inside Home - too bad is wasnt the white house…

Brian Haw

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Brian Haw (born 1949) is an unemployed British carpenter who is famous for living in Parliament Square since 2001 in an anti-war protest. Although he had begun before the terror attacks on the United States, Haw has become a symbol of the anti-war protest movement over the policies of both Britain and the United States in Afghanistan and later Iraq.

brian haw

It’s been 1788 days since the start of Brian’s protest on 2 June 2001 - we should all be helping him out.

I salute Brain Haw for his courageous stance and admire his attitude and determination. Apathy is a widespread disease these days and people have no interest in what is being carried out in their name. I hope more people take a stance against the aggression of the US/UK.

I have seen his demonstration a few times, and I think that his protests should be heard.

Click here to go to his site…

my relationship with Charlie Sheen

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You may have a hard time believing this, but I have an excellent relationship with God. I know you probably think I’m an atheist, but nothing could be further from the truth. I love God. If God was here right now I’d suck his big divine dick. (I’m a woman, so fuck you gay haters.)

See, the problem with most people is they have no idea how to have a relationship with God. That’s because they’re caught up in the infinite, the indefinable. Or worse, you’ve been listening to your minister, priest, rabbi, or mullah. These people are not experts on God. They may know about pedophilia, embezzlement, where to buy lean pastrami and/or bomb making supplies but they don’t know shit about the Lord.

You need to think of God in human terms. Instead of worrying about your relationship with God, imagine you’re trying to have a relationship with Charlie Sheen. Why Charlie Sheen? Because like God, most people wish they had a better relationship with Charlie Sheen. Like Jesus, Charlie Sheen hangs out with a lot of prostitutes and has great hair.

The first step in improving your relationship with God/Charlie Sheen is to stop asking him for stuff. Sure he’s got tons of cool stuff, and probably wouldn’t miss it. He’s fucking Denise Richards in the ass and all you want is enough money to buy a new toaster. Well unfortunately, Charlie has that money earmarked for nipple waxing and crack so he’s not going to just hand it over. Like God, Charlie gets requests from people he doesn’t know all of the time. Even if he did know you, he can’t just hand you everything you want. That would make God OJ Simpson and you would be Kato Kaelin. Do you want God to be OJ Simpson? I didn’t think so. Are you starting to understand how God works?

The second thing to do to improve your relationship with God/Charlie Sheen is to stop holding him responsible for things that you did, or didn’t do. Nothing is more annoying to Him then you saying, “If I don’t get that job, it was because Charlie Sheen didn’t want me to get it.” or “Charlie Sheen will get me out of this speeding ticket, even though I’m shit faced on Percocet, Crestor, and Peach Schnapps.” I’m not saying Charlie will never help you, but you really need to take some personal responsibility. “Charlie Sheen wants me to beat up this prostitute. After all, did he not shoot Kelly Preston?” Believe me Charlie Sheen probably does want you to beat up that prostitute, but you’re still the one holding the sock full of nickels.

The third thing to do to improve your relationship with God/Charlie Sheen is to stop talking shit about him. Don’t be bragging about how well you know Him, and how everyone else should get to know Him. Your relationship with Him is not special. Plus, Charlie Sheen has more friends than he knows what to do with. If other people want a relationship with Charlie Sheen they only need to go to the nearest topless club.

The fourth thing to do to improve your relationship with God/Charlie Sheen is to stop going to his house. Would you want someone coming over your house every Sunday? Even though you’re going there to praise Him, it’s all a little much. Plus, look at the douchebags all around you. They’re not really friends of Him. They all just want stuff, or want to blame Him for stuff. You don’t need to be associated with these people.

Finally, stop questioning everything he does. He has done good things like “Wall Street” and “Hot Shots!” I and II. And yet, he has also done “Men at Work” and “Two and a Half Men”? He broke up with porn star Ginger Lynn. Some things he does are beyond our human comprehension.

Try being a good friend to Him for a change. That way when you die, you can go live with Him in Malibu. I hope you take comfort in that. Next time I’ll explain why loving the Devil is like a giving Paula Abdul a Slippery Rocking Horse.

the West

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The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence.

Westerners often forget this fact, non-Westerners never do.

reconstruct it baby

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Get Your Motherfucking War On

More reasons to IMPEACH NOW

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Completely fabricated and completely nuts.

This is what happens when you have an opposition party that demands an “investigation” instead of impeachment when a President says he broke the law and there’s nothing you can do about it.

There is nothing you can do about it.

Suit planned over boy’s ignored 911 call

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CNN.com - Suit planned over boy’s ignored 911 call - Apr 10, 2006

I find this story to be so heartwrenching.

When did 911 operators decide that they are doctors and decide on whether or not somone requires medical or police assistance?

This operator woman should be ashamed of herself and she should have some personal responsibility.

I wonder if the operator’s behaviour was due to the area this family lived in or if it was a racial issue. I wonder if it is possible to find out how many other people she has ignored while answering calls and what neighbourhoods they come from.

That poor 5-year-old - this has hurt him deeply and to make matters worse, the news has put his face all over the place crying and discussing his heartbreak of his mothers death. This child should be protected against this as well.

I do not feel that a lawsuit would benefit the family much, but it will hit those responsible where it hurts - in the pocket.

Bush, Blair, Saddam, War Criminals.

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Police closed a busy London bridge near the Houses of Parliament this afternoon after a semi-naked protester threatened to harm himself.

Westminster Bridge was closed to all traffic and pedestrians as uniformed officers talked to the man from a distance.

Witnesses said the man, who was wearing no shoes or shirt, carried an anti-war placard. In white writing on a blue background, it read: “Bush, Blair, Saddam, War Criminals.”

bush blair saddam war criminals!

Two police boats were brought in on the River Thames after the stand-off began around 2pm.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the bridge was closed for the safety of the public after the man threatened to harm himself.

Good on him - he wasn’t hurting anyone and he was peacefully making his point - great demonstration!

Are you proud of Britain?

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Are you proud of Britain? Do you love your country? The Labour Party want to know why.

Me, I’m just loaded with patriotism. Gonna think about it for a while, then fill in the form later today.

So far I’ve got the Royal Navy and Mad Cow Disease.