He died doing what he loved the most…

It’s like Paris Hilton dying with two cocks in her mouth and one gram of cocaine in each nostril.

For some reason I expected more from his death. I had an idea he would live to 1,000 years and be shredded by some mutated bears and crocodiles who created some sort of sub-species of ultra-deadly snakes which would penetrate his accent. And his tombstone would read RIP(ieces).

Maybe now those crocs may live in peace.

I bet animals all over Australia are organizing a Rave to celebrate today’s great news. Oh, and I bet the Dj will be a crocodile, and the sexy dancers will be Stingrays.

…and for the road, just one more.

C R I K E Y !

Sorry to see you go mate.

I would put money on it that he provoked the ray though.

Do you think when it struck him he shouted CRIKEY?

Heres a video, in his remembrance
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EBwRE4bo30o

lol funny article about myspace…

I wanted to introduce you to headwedge - a fellow individual who did a degree in the medical field and is pursuing a Phd in Computer Science *although I finished both of mine, neither were Phds.

Anyways, he is like dead insightful most of the time, and full of crap only some of it. I would say it’s about an 80/20 ratio.

I can honestly say that he has given me some of the best advice (and diagnosis) that anyone ever has. But don’t trust him when he tells you which horse to bid on.

Oh, and do any of the fellow bloggers out there have a reason to blog, other than narcissism?

Copper: There was a wreck this weekend where a guy hit a tree at 60 miles per hour. Ripped off the right side of his head. You could actually see inside his skull. We never could find his brain, though.

Web Development Manager: Did it kill him?

IT dude: Nope, he is walking around, managing web development.

I was talking to Tan today about life and such, heres a snippet of some of the convo

ya know, everyone has a list in the back of thier mind of thier ideal partner…

and someone can say or do something that would automatically disqualify them..

but someone else can have traits that automatically checks the boxes…

So here are a few Automatic Disqualifiers (ADQs).

chronic halitosis is ADQ

bad hygiene is ADQ

obsessive behaviour is ADQ

I will update this as time goes on…

Dating Riddle #486: If They Got Married, Who’d Be Settling More?

Dorky guy: Maybe I’ll take you to Lucky Cheng’s.
Date: Huh?
Dorky guy: I thought you’d heard of it. See, men dress up as women there. They’re called transvestites. Some of them even have had surgery. I won’t really take you there. I just wanted to understand your thought process. See how you react when I throw something like that out there.
Date: What? Are you taking me there?

–14th St

via Overheard in New York, Jul 24, 2006

Myspace.com is down - allegedly for a power outage - but I can promise you that a power outage issue shouldn’t last this long (7 hours and counting) as any developer or company that is worth thier merit backs up databases regularly.

A power outage seems to have hit the data center that hosts MySpace.com, the largest social network in the world. This is the second day in a row we have heard similar reports, though today we have managed to grab a screen shot. Ironically, the www.myspace.com still shows an ad - at least the FIM has its priorities right.

But seriously, it is hard to believe that a service this large could just have one data center. Have they not heard of redundancy? I am pretty sure there is more to the story. One can only imagine how millions of MySpace users feel right now. Mashable has more information on this developing story.

Update: Jake says that MySpace is in the Equinix data center.

Mark Fletcher explains the technical issues involving MySpace and other social networks, and why MySpace could be in one datacenter.

Theories?

Frosties. Apparently they’re going to taste great. Dont quite believe it myself. Can you verify?

Channel 4 is to bring mass public masturbation to the small screen.

The broadcaster - once led by Michael Grade, dubbed “pornographer in chief” by the Daily Mail - has commissioned a documentary about the UK’s first “masturbate-a-thon” as part of a series of programmes dubbed “Wank week”.

Think they got the idea from beautifulagony.com?