There’s a reason why the most n.a.s.t character in the Revenge of the Nerds movie series is named “Booger.”

It’s because boogers are nasty.

For some people picking your nose is an occasional necessity, for others it’s like they’re digging for gold.

This one person I know is always digging for gold, everyday about the same time. Just because I am busy with something else does not mean I don’t see you digging. And don’t think for one moment I don’t witness you eating it, too, sometimes pretending that you’re just biting your fingernails. Who the fuck bites their fingernails after picking a monsterous booger out of their nose?

Now what are you supposed to do when someone like that digs and then hands you something or sticks out his hand for a handshake? Boogers are like having an emo cousin…it’s necessary for good health to occasionally bring them out into the sunlight, but better for society if you hide them from everyone.