Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
General Nonsense, Hillarious, Piratey, Politics September 5th, 2005I have been reading about this “interesting religion” Flying Spaghetti Monsterism - and since I love all things piratey, it appeals!
Some of the beliefs include:
* The Universe was created by an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster.
All evidence pointing towards evolution was intentionally planted by this being.
* Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct consequence of the decline in numbers of pirates since the 1800s. A graph showing the inverse correlation between the pirates and global temperatures was also provided. This was presumably intended to highlight the logical fallacy of correlation implying causation.
* Bobby Henderson is the “prophet” of this religion.
Codes of conduct
* Prayers are ended with the word “RAmen” rather than “Amen”.
* Followers are expected to dress in full pirates’ regalia.
Benefits of conversion:
Henderson initially gave the following reasons for converting to Flying Spaghetti Monsterism:
* Like the noodles they worship, Flying Spaghetti Monsterists have flimsy moral standards.
* Every Friday is a religious holiday.
* Promise of a stripper factory and a beer volcano in Heaven.
Well, I think that has most of you intereset
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