KludgeSpot had these listed, and I had to share.

  • You collect funny SPAM messages.
  • You talk to your computers, not because you’re bored, but because you’re afraid they might be.
  • Your household ratio of computers to humans is at least 4:1.
  • You are completely free of tan lines.

  • When someone says ‘organized sports’ you think ‘LAN party’

  • You have lost most of your social abilities.

  • You never used them anyway.

  • When you must converse with others, you speak a cryptic language of acronyms decipherable only by another geek.
  • No ‘warranty seal’ is safe in your presence.
  • You have a gigantic box of spare cables that you never use.
  • You could never be convinced to part with it.
  • You want your 21″ Trinitron CRT monitor to be buried with you.
  • You understand why ‘42′ and ‘AYBABTU’ are funny, and still laugh at both.
  • You’re afraid of the telephone.
  • You’re always free on Friday night. Free to play your favorite MMORPG
  • You consider ‘Geek’ a complement.
  • Your non geek friends have no idea what you do for a living.
  • Camping in the woods, without electricity, or wireless access is your idea of a nightmare not a vacation.
  • You have over 30 E-mail accounts, and check them all regularly.
  • You understand computers better than people.